The matrix writing thing

One day I was with my friend his name was Noah he was a toad. We were headed to the park but on our way there we stumbled upon a Unicorn. Noah whipped out his sword and was about to chop the unicorn into millions of pieces and put him in to a fruit salad. But i wanted a american bun instead. Then me and Noah started to make out so we did not pay interest in that situation. On our way to the crazy people house (aka our house) we found the unicorn in a bush. The bush stank so we ran but the unicorn chased us. We arrived home and didn't realize the unicorn followed us home. We went to the kitchen to make some dinner and we heard a loud noise from the basement. We took some knives and went into the basement. Turns out the unicorn ate all my food from the basement and was asleep. I just watched the unicorn sleep so he cant leave. When he woke up he tried to run up the stairs but I took the chance to throw the knife at him. It hit the wall, he took the knife from the wall and threw it back at me. It hit me and i died the end.